Are you overweight? Feeling tired and groggy at work? Want to look and feel your best? Try some Crystal Meth Desoxyn! Yes, methamphetamine is completely legal and technically a Schedule II substance in the USA, and doctors (albeit rarely) still prescribe Desoxyn (pharmaceutical meth) for narcolepsy, chronic obesity, and other various illnesses. I love how they used to put these ads in womens magazines (the one above is from 1960) and catered to housewives that wanted to look their very best for her husband when he came home and still managed to stay motivated enough to keep the house clean, probably many, many times over.
*on a side note, Cocaine and PCP are also listed under Schedule II. See your doctor today and ask if Methamphetamine is right for you. Side effects may include sweaty skin, heavy breathing, addictive drug seeking behavior, and cardiac arrest leading to sudden death.
