It's a DBC Marathon from yours truly. The last ones!

oohh that one was awkward....

Commute with me?

Pretty Fly for a White Guy

Time for Another ATS Video

I forgot about this one, it was filmed last spring summer (2015). Enjoy....

They Threatened to call Airport Security on Me

Did I have a loaded handgun in my luggage? No. Was I too intoxicated to make it through the boarding gate? No. Well, close but not really. Here's what happened. I was waiting for my departure out of San Diego at Limburg Field Airport when I approached the Starbucks counter and ordered my usual. "I'll have a hot venti white chocolate mocha please." The lady responded, "Would you like whip cream on that?" "Yeah, sure. By the way, I have a free reward on my phone." I said in kind. She rang it up and had me point my device towards the scanner. "Bleep", nothing happened. "Can you try that again sir?" I try it again with no luck. I look at the expiration date, it says Feb. 16th. I tell her the code: 571. She gives me a puzzled look and says, I've never heard of that code. I tell her I use it all the time, I'm a Starbucks junkie. She runs it again to know avail when suddenly the other barista comes over and says, "Oh, that looks like a corporate code. We are a franchise. We only accept birthday or 519 franchise codes." I tell her thanks and maybe I'll stop back. As I turn around I hear "Hey! Your drink is already ready. You have to pay for it." I should have just ignored her but here's where things went from bad to worse. I walk back and say "No where on my app or on the website does it say anything about some codes being only for franchise and some for corporate only. I've been using codes forever and have never had one fail yet." At this point I should have just whipped out my wallet and paid cash but it was buried in my trolley bag and I needed to board my flight. She says if you walk away I'm calling airport security. Yes. This fucking happened. Can you imagine hearing over the intercom, "Security needed in front of Terminal 2. Customer refusing to pay for his Starbucks coffee." I told her I had a code when I ordered. It was her fault that she didn't verify it before she rang me up. The Starbucks motto "It's right or it's free" didn't apply this day. More like "It's wrong and you get nothing." Ugghhh.. now I have to drink the stuff they call 'coffee' on the plane.